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Jamie Bell: His Boyfriend Is A Unicorn ([personal profile] bohemia) wrote2008-06-19 09:33 pm

When I'm bored I think and reminisce way too much...

Last night I was out of my mind with boredom. I think my instant gratification disease is attacking again. There's so many things I want to do but all of them take more time than I'm willing to spend on a single thing. I want entertainment right here, right now. Eventually I gave up just wasting time and ended up-- at 4am, mind you-- making a background for Twitter, re-doing my LJ layout and staring at my Twitter pic wondering whether I should change it, too. I had a few dreams but they're all jumbled right now since everyone kept waking me up about every five minutes and I don't know which dream was which.

Something is wrong with the world when Downey and Hugh Jackman receive stars on the Walk of Fame in the same year. I don't know what the criteria is, but is Hugh Jackman really that deserving so soon? As far as I can tell he's only been around since 2000. I awww'd about Macy and Huffman getting stars the same year. And lol @ Tinkerbell and the Village People.

I don't know why I was so late to the party but this (seemingly) dead fic-a-thon is pretty interesting to go through. I feel odd with films like Zodiac, Good Night, Good Luck and Fur which are about real people. You'd think it'd be like RPF and that it wouldn't be weird to me because I don't mind RPF, but just the idea of there being fics about these movies is weirding me out. Especially Fur since that in itself was an AU fanfic on celluloid. I wonder how Arbus's family feels about that movie. My views on fan fiction have changed lately, anyway. I'm more interested in anything that's not slash. And my flist being what it is, that is very hard to find! Not that I'm frustrated by it, it's just an amusing fact.

Now that I'm reminded of other creepy subject matter, I was having a conversation with my dad the other day about the CGI in The Incredible Hulk and I mentioned the uncanny valley and had to explain the theory to him. We started talking about how it's creepy when animals show signs of intelligence like when you go to the zoo and the gorillas wave or wink at you or when you're trying to squash a roach and it plays dead so you leave it alone. And I figure that the reason humans find humanoid robots and animals so creepy is because we have a superiority complex. Dad mentioned this Nat Geo program we watched in March about how gorillas have faster memory than humans and I said that that's not creepy because we assume it's a necessary skill for whatever they do in the wild. Kind of how squirrels always remember where they put their nuts but I can't remember my password for GMail when my notifier conks out on me. It's the same way we are amazed and not scared by birds or platypi. But when animals show signs of genius at human levels-- like the roach that tried hiding under a glass container so I wouldn't send him to his maker-- it's weird because we think, "Wait, we're supposed to be the ultimate beings here, not you. How does a mouse, a simple rodent outsmart me, a human!" And I think that's part of the reason why that beach scene in Planet of the Apes is so scary because it's like evolution denied us what we're supposed to be. Does that make sense?

Anyway, My Boys is about to start, I need to load up The Sims 2 and I'm looking into other simulation/strategy games. I'm thinking about getting Black & White or the latest Civilization since I loved the demo so much on my old computer. There also needs to be a new bar-tending simulator. I missed my chance to own Last Call back then as well. Anyone play any of these god games? I really want Spore as well, but that's not shocking news.


This episode of Diggnation is like two weeks old but I can't stop watching different parts. Especially conspiracy theorist Alex. "I saw Spiderwick Chronicles while I was flying up here. There are stuff happening in these bushes that we do not see, people!"



ALSO LMAO OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE.




ETA: LOLOL ALEX

Lia

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-20 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
HAY I LUV YR LAYOUT BB ♥♥

...ALSO I LUV MR. ALBRECHT, BUT THAAAAAT'S NOT RLY NEWS.


I'm more interested in anything that's not slash.
:(((((

like when you go to the zoo and the gorillas wave or wink at you or when you're trying to squash a roach and it plays dead so you leave it alone
.....I have never had this happen to me...??? Today there was an ant on my sock?? I smushed it, though.
Anyway, I think I agree?? Idk, 'm gonna have to think about it some more.
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WAIT

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-20 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
the gorillas wave or wink at you
DOES THIS MAKE KEVIN A GORILLA (".....YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE PRAGER WHILE I'M DOING THE STORY.")???????

......LULZ, IDEK, IT'S LATE.

(ALSO, I LOVE HOW THEIR CONVERSATION JUST SORT OF DEGENERATES INTO, LIKE, COYOTES.<333333)

Re: WAIT

[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-20 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO, OMG, IT MAKES SENSE!!! Although Alex is usually the more scruffy of the two...

lol, that's how they are! Dude, IDEK. I love that episode.

Re: WAIT

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[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-20 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
\o/

ROFLMAO. Maybe I'm just really attractive to gorillas? Great. lol, OH MAN. ants scare the shit out of me, but only because of Puerto Rico. THEY HAVE ANTS THAT BITE YOU. It's like mosquitoes in the air and then ants on the ground. YOU ARE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE. AND I AM NEVER GOING BACK, KTHNXBYE. *memories from eight years old* Also, the black ants are CRAZY and just run in circles. How they even survive, IDEK.

...when you're more awake it might make sense. Not sure. My dad looked like his brain was about to smash its way out of his head.

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know about THAT, but from trips to India (mosquitoes! cockroaches! other unidentified creepy bugs! tiny lizards that climb up the walls!), I SYMPATHIZE.

But it's making about the same level of sense?? I think because I've never had an experience like that, idk. I agree with you, theoretically?? But I can't be like, "oh yeah, it's like that time when...", because, like, I'd only be imagining it. ...yes??

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[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
OH ALSO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU

SO YESTERDAY I WAS VOLUNTEERING AT THE LIBRARY, RIGHT, AND I GOT TO USE THE SCANNY THING (YOU KNOW, THE THING THEY SCAN YR BOOKS WITH WHEN YOU CHECK THEM OUT!)!!!!! AFIHAJISDHAKJDSFDF IT WAS AWESOME. :DDDD

[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
OOOOOMG, NO WAY! LUCKY! AND HEY, THAT MEANS YOU GOT TO DO STUFF SO WIN ALL AROUND!

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
LOOOOL, I KNEW YOU'D BE EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! AHHH, I LOVE IT. :DD ♥
AND, Y, WELL, SORT OF. I GOT TO SCAN ALL THE CDS IN THE CHILDREN'S/TEEN'S SECTION (AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE WERE A LOT) TO LOOK AT THE CIRCULATION DATA, THEN WRITE DOWN THE DATE OF LAST CHECKOUT, AND HOW MANY TIMES A CD'D BEEN CHECKED OUT ONTO A POST-IT. THEN THE LIBRARIAN LADY WENT THROUGH ALL OF THEM, AND PULLED OUT THE ONE'S THAT HAD LOW STATS. ....AND THEN I HAD TO PUT THEM ALL BACK AGAIN!!! HUZZAH.
.......ALTHOUGH, DUDE, THE SCANNY THING MADE MY LIFE.

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[identity profile] ewanspotter.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're not weird to think that about animals. At the rate they're starting to act "unnaturally" and attack us, THEY WILL SOON TAKE OVER.

[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the animals are what's behind the eventual robot revolution. Like Shakespeare and monkeys, except technology and... mice.

BIKER MICE FROM MARS?

*TAKES OVER THE COMMENTS*

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I might need an icon!! ......I might need to steal yours.

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
THINGS THAT ARE AMAZING:

-well, the whole thing, really. BUT ALSO,
-Dan is wearing a shirt from Jeff's college!!<333333
-THE OUTTAKES, OMG. Like, they were great and lolarious, and then the BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY SING-A-LONG happened, and I was like, "I CAN DIE HAPPY, NOW", AND THEN. "I was trying to do a joke, and then I fell over a little!"<333333333333333333333333333333
-Oh, also, that little recappy montage thing in the middle was seriously, SO GREAT. Maaaaan, this episode in particular, reminds me how much I'm going to cry if these boys ever....well, like, break up. Like, it seems so ridonk, whatever, but, DUDE. MY HEART. ♥♥

I made like ten TRS icons at one point? I need to find them...

[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
How exactly does one 'fall over a little' I don't know. BUT I LOVE IT.

This episode is like, forever on my iPod. It's stopped at the part where they do the montages so whenever I want to, I can watch the awesomeness. AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. I didn't think anyone could replace the way I felt about Diggnation even for a second, but for the most part I'm more excited each week to hear the TRS reviews than I am about whatever the hell they talk about on Diggnation. The best parts about Diggnation are the side conversations, whereas EVERYTHING about TRS is awesome. And then there's the time to time where I learn something new about Kevin and my love for him diminishs just a little! And even though it pops back up within two or three weeks, never have I had to say that about Alex or any of the TRS guys so far! All their stories at the end of every week, (permahonk? parachuting-- which I don't think you're up to yet? alex's mom etc. etc.) are especially adorable. And IDK where this all came from but uhh... yeah. AGREE!

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-21 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
...JEFF JUST SAID (TALKING ABOUT THE WIRE), "THE THESIS STATEMENT OF THE SHOW IS..."

.........WHY IS HE SO GREAT, LIA???? WHYYYYYYYYSUFHKAWUDHKIUFHSIUADH

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[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO, YES. I ABOUT DIED LAUGHING WITH THAT ONE.

FOUND IT!



ALEX IS PARKER POSEY! HA!
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[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAOOOOOOOO, WHAT IS GABE WEARING? DID THAT JUST ARRIVE IN A TIME MACHINE FROM THE 1990S?

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[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-22 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
THE EMAIL, OMGZZZ!!!! STEVE'S STORY! THE PUNS! "WE'RE DOING-" "DINNER THEATER!" AND THEN THE WHOLE SKIT, AND THEN, "WHAT IS HAPPENING???" "IT'S DINNER THEATER!" "...I DIDN'T GET CAST IN THE PLAY WE JUST DID!!" AND THEN HE SULKS, OHHH BB, COME HERE, TIME FOR THE HUGS ("NO, JEFF, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU, LIKE SCRATCH YOUR FACE?" "I DON'T KNOW, MY HEART HURTS TOO MUCH."<33333). AND THEN, "WHEN YOU FAULT YOURSELF, OTHER PEOPLE GET SELF-CONSCIOUS!" "...SO, IF I GIVE MYSELF MONEY.....I SEE HOW THIS WORKS!!" AND THEN YOU THINK THE HILARITY'S OVER, RIGHT - BUT NO! "I HURT HIM WITH RHYME!!!"<3333 AND THEN, "IT'S LIKE A HAPPY FAMILY!!" (& MY HEART GROWS 10 SIZES!)

AND THE OUTTAKES ARE PRETTY RAD, AS WELL ("LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME. 'CAUSE I WANT TO NOTICE YOU, AND BE LIKE, OH SHIT, IT'S JEFF FROM MY PAST.")!!


SDFHASKDSHFIUKIAHYSDSHFASUIDHSADFH
I JUST - I GIVE UP!! YOU'VE WON, BOYS; HERE IS YOUR PRIZE OF MY HEART.

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LMAOOOOO, I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF THE WEBBYS, IT'S THE DIVYA'S HEART AWARD? NICE...

ALSO, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU KEEP USING UR SEAN ICONS. HMMMM.

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....i think you know what my reaction to this was.

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[discussing GTA4]

JEFF: And how great is it that this guy doesn't look like every other video game- he's not the, dark hair, chiseled features...
DAN: *nods* ...you!

Re: ....i think you know what my reaction to this was.

[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO *LOVES*

[personal profile] splits_thesky 2008-06-23 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
.....YO, I AM ALL OVER THIS SHIT (!!!!).
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[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
SJDFHAFKL;GHDFKLGSFDSGFD DUDE, TONY IS SUCH A DOUCHE IN CIVIL WAR! AND ALL THE SHIT THAT GOES DOWN, DUUUDDE. (ESPECIALLY FOR THE AVENGERS, LEADING INTO SECRET INVASION?)

BUT OMG, THE INITIATIVE IS CRAZYCAKES. I'M ONLY ON ISSUE 8 BUT ... YEAHH.

AND SECRET INVASION! MY. MIND. CANNOT. COMPREHEND. EVERY ISSUE SO FAR I'M LIKE, "OKAY, WAIT... PROCESS... PROCESS. WTH.... OKAY. NEXT ISSUE!"

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[identity profile] bohemu.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I heard about that! It sounds harsh but I can't even be like, "OMG poor her" because it's not like the crack cocaine and smoke jumped at her. It's her own fault. So like, it sucks but oh well, LEARN FROM THE PSAs DUDETTE.

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